I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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