last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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