I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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