On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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