either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
tell me about the fingering
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