just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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