If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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