woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He did a backflip because drugs
Never joke about your clitoris.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize