thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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