I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
