If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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