I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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