just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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