yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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