if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I deserve this hangover.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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