i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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