He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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