(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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