There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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