I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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