Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
