with your own penis?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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