yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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