and next time when you feel me up, do it right
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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