You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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