that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My vagina is officially offended.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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