If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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