The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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