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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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