I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize