wrigley field is MILF paradise
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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