we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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