My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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