this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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