Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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