Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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