i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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