I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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