Kiss
Puke
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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