Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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