Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She just used a chaser for red wine.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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