Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize