Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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