You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
