Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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