I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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