Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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