FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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