Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
