Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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