Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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