I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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